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Sep. 10th, 2008 | 08:26 am

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH. DID ANYONE SEE THE PROPHET?

My da' wrote a column on some sort of petition to lower being of-age to sixteen. It'll totally-definitely not get approved, but he says if it ever did, it would make sense. Kids would get to work extra time at home practicing for their N.E.W.T.s which is supr-duper boring, but all the same! Da's in the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaper! Isn't it amazing?

In other news! I dunno about everyone else, but it's so amazing to be back! There are sweets here! Load and loads of sweets! And even if they do give cancer like Mum says, I don't care 'cause I'm going to eat as many as I like! Nothing can stop me! I'm invincible! ButohgoodmerlinI'msohyper.

Everyone saw that other article, right? The little one. Near the back. Some sort of old wizarding family get-together to better-whatchamacallit. Preserve the past. By sharing... I dunno. It was weird, and makes me sad! Creeveys have history! Why can't we go? It's supposed to be the first weekened of next month. Maybe by then they'll change their mind and see how totally-definitely awesome Creeveys are and invite someone from my family!

Also: James Potter told me that there's a giant toad living under the castle and that it eats small kids and house elves. That's a lie, right?

- Paige



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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Nooooooope! It's the truth! Haven't you ever heard of Russell Moors?

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:09 pm (UTC)
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You can't be trusted! I'll never believe someone who hangs round with the same boy who told me that you had to sacrifice first-years to the giant squid every Christmas in order to get presents!

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:11 pm (UTC)
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But--But RUSSELL MOORS, Paigey! He was my COUSIN!!! WHAT REASON WOULD I HAVE TO LIE ABOUT MY FAMILY? WHAT REASON, I ASK YOU?!

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:16 pm (UTC)
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YOU'RE JUST LIKE POTTER. I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT LISTENING TO YOU GRYFFINDORS 'CAUSE EVEN IF MY BROTHER IS IN THERE WITH YOU YOU'RE STILL A LYING LOT AND DA' SAYS JUST TO GET ON WITH SCHOOL AND IGNORE YOU WHICH PROLLY MEANS I'M NOT TO TALK TO YOU BUT THAT'S OKAY SINCE THIS IS WRITING AND NOT REALLY TALKING.

...what happened to Moors?

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
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WELL I AM SORRY IF DEAR JAMESIEKINS HAS A TENDENCY TO TWIST WORDS AROUND. THAT IS NOT MY FAULT AND DOES NOT MEAN THAT I AM LYING EVERY TIME I OPEN MY MOUTH, YOU KNOW.

...he didn't make it past halfway third year. No-one remembers him any more...

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
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You mean.... you mean everyone was obliviated to cover it up?

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:32 pm (UTC)
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Only family was allowed to remember he was ever here with us.

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)
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That's so definitely-totally sad...!

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 10th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
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I know. Isn't it?

BUT THAT IS WHY YOU MUST AVOID THE POTIONS DUNGEONS AT ALL COSTS!!! Especially in your third year. THEY PUT THE THIRD YEARS IN POTIONS RIGHT WHEN THE BEAST IS AT ITS MOST HUNGRY!!!

SAVE YOURSELF, LITTLE PAIGEY!!! LET RUSSELL MOORS BE AN EXAMPLE TO US ALL...!!

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
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I WILL NEVER GO TO POTIONS. I HAVE AN ALLERGY. YES. ON ACCOUNT OF BEING SO SHORT THE FUMES GET TO ME AND I CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING MORE THAT THEORY IN POTIONS SO I'M NOT GONNA GO AND NOT GONNA GET EATEN AND I"M GONNA MAKE IT TO FOURTH YEAR AND BECOME A PREFECT ONE DAY AND...

AND...

I WILL TELL DAD TO WRITE A STORY ON RUSSEL MOORS!

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:42 am (UTC)
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PAIGEY!! YOU CAN DO IT--YOU CAN STAY SAFE AND LIVE ON!!!

BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY-DEFINITELY CANNOT TELL YOUR DA ABOUT POOR RUSSELL. REMEMBER, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CONFIDENTIAL MATTER!! IF THEY FIND OUT WE KNOW... YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN THEN...!!!!!

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:58 am (UTC)
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I CAN DEFINITELY-DEFINITELY DO IT!

I... I UNDERSTAND. DA' WILL NOT HERE A WORD FROM ME CAUSE I'LL DEFINITELY-CERTAINLY PROTECT YOU LOT FROM HAVING YOUR MEMORIES SUCKED OUT THROUGH A STRAW.

...OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE SEVENTH YEAR GRYFFINDOR TOLD ME THEY DO.

- Paige

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Madeleine Winters

From: the_instigators
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
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GOOD! I AM GLAD TO HEAR THIS, DEAR PAIGEY. I IMAGINE I WOULD BE RATHER FUSSED IF I HAD MY MIND STOLEN OUT OF MY HEAD THROUGH A STRAW BY OBLIVIATORS. I WOULD MUCH RATHER PREFER NOT TO BECOME A DANCING PUPPET ON A STRING AFTER THEY REPLACED MY MIND.

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY OBLIVIATE YOU. I SWEAR IT, EVEN.

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The Supporting Cast

From: gilted_effigy
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
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Sorry kid. It's not a lie.

But if you go down on nights of the full moon, it's too busy chasing me to eat you, and if you steal the golden feather it's guarding, it'll be your personal slave for a whole month.

- Tris

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:22 am (UTC)
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But if I managed to not get eaten and don't end up like poor Russel Mores, then what will I do with a monster slave and what if after a month it's really angry and decides to start a row with me and I get eaten anyway when I would have been safe if I'd never gone down there at all?

Do you want me to die? You do, don't you? I definitely-totally think you do!

- Paige

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The Supporting Cast

From: gilted_effigy
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
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You mean you couldn't take a giant toad in a row? Haven't you got a wand?

I don't think I want you to die.

Madison does though.

I mean, what would we do for entertainment without you?

- Tris

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
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Yes but it's a giant monster! A monster bent on eating me and my da' always said that it's best for me to not make people bigger than me angry and I'm almost certainly-certain that he meant monsters as well.

You don't think? You're not definitely-definite about it?

...whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? SOMEONE HELP!

- Paige

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The Supporting Cast

From: gilted_effigy
Date: Sep. 11th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
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I'm definite about very little these days.

And you're right. I wouldn't go around making monsters bigger than you mad at you. Probably not a recipe for survival.

I suppose I don't want you to get eaten though.

- Tris

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Marissa Scott

From: squeakygriffon
Date: Sep. 14th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
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Hi Paige. I'm glad to hear your father was in the paper, and I'd suggest asking a professor about the 'giant frog' thing if you really wanted to know... and not listen to these others.

Just a suggestion...

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 14th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
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I... what? Why shouldn't I listen? They're all telling me the same thing so it must be true! It's common knowledge! If you hear it from more than one person then they're not lying to you and the world really might be ending so you should RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW.

- Paige

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Marissa Scott

From: squeakygriffon
Date: Sep. 14th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)
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Professors could know something more than normal students though... I mean... Doesn't that make sense at least?

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Paige Creevey

From: mp_paige
Date: Sep. 14th, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
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I'll go right now! The professors must be warned of the impending doom!

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